I could have mohawked her pubes.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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