Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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