Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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