She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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