When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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