How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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