Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Welp...herpes.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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