i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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