I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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