Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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