I bet he comes in French.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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