Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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