They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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