wake up i wanna do it froggy style
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
There's even glitter on my cock...
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