Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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