Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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