i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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