Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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