You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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