Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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