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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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