wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
love makes seman taste better
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
