Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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