I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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