Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
