they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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