Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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