so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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