I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life