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You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..

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Who?

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Chris brown

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No way... I bet he was intense

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Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two

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(248): You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to.. (1-248): Who? (248): Chris brown (1-248): No way... I bet he was intense (248): Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two http://tfl.nu/q7w2

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is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow

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(734): is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow http://tfl.nu/rth3

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My penis looks like a roll of pennies

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Oh. Ok. I get the hint.

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Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...

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(404): My penis looks like a roll of pennies (303): Oh. Ok. I get the hint. (404): Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird... http://tfl.nu/xs9r

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I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.

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(252): I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real. http://tfl.nu/u784

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No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.

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(323): No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested. http://tfl.nu/53oj

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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.

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(562): you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again. http://tfl.nu/7o6u

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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick

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(304): when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick http://tfl.nu/j5fw

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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth

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(415): i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth http://tfl.nu/t0qb

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if you just come over, i will entertain you

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arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment

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(508): if you just come over, i will entertain you (484): arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment http://tfl.nu/zbb7

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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.

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(662): She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list. http://tfl.nu/gj4y

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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best

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(630): I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best http://tfl.nu/gccv

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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.

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(225): You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness. http://tfl.nu/h6eg

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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in

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(873): I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in http://tfl.nu/bvll

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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.

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(818): You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer. http://tfl.nu/8foa

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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.

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(765): We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven. http://tfl.nu/19wc

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