Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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