I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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