Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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