idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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