i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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