Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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