Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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