If i come over, it means nothing
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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