Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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