I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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