We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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