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Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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