How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Randomize
