You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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