Duck Duck Cougar?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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