she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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