It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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