Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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