SEEEEXXX PLEASE
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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