found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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