So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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