spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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