i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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